PSA (Peacock Service Announcement)

Guys I haven't updated this blog in a really long time and I won't be updating anytime soon (other than this update which doesn't count) because I'm doing the NaNoWriMo this month and also I'm a full-time student and living my life and I just signed on to work on a short animated film and I'm also working on a super secret project which I will not reveal on this blawg.
So like, I'm busy as hell and this is dropping by the wayside, but that's ok because the only time people read it is when I link from El-Jay!

Still, in apology, have a picture of LORD PEACOCK.

Shady Drink Recipes for your Shady Drinking Pleasure

*Editor's note: I wrote this post like 3 weeks ago on a Tuesday, and then forgot about it for quite a while. I am not in fact an alchoholic. Also these pictures were drawn 100% sober, although they're so terrible I wish I'd drawn them drunk.

Are you poor as shit but still like to drink? Are you underaged and can't buy a lot of liquors for fancy Long Island Iced Teas, no matter how delicious and magical they are?
Then this post is for you.

Very Dirty Chai
Make some chai tea from a bag or whatever, then pour a shot of original flavored Bailey's or some other coffee liqueur into it and stir. It's kind of like a really weird tasting chai latte with a shot of espresso, kind of.

Fake-ass Margarita

(this recipe only works if you live near an Eegees)

Buy a medium lemon eegee, and pour 1.5-2 shots of tequila into it. Stir well.  For added flavor, get a half-lemon, half-something else eegee! It's like a flavored margarita, and the people at Eegees do most of the work for you!

This makes you super drunk so you might want to not drink it on school nights like I'm doing right now.

Teenage Memories

Mix a shot of Everclear (ONE SHOT ONLY) with a tall glass of whatever juice you happen to have- I prefer orange juice, my friend Andrew is a cranberry juice man. Toast to your old friends in high school who once brought a bottle of Everclear to school and were completely shitfaced in half an hour.

Variation: Everlaid, which is a shot of Everclear into a tall glass of kool-aid. Similar but even more low-rent if possible. Credit where credit is due, my friend Ash came up with this one.

Refrigerator Roulette
Fill a small glass with one shot out of every alchohol in your fridge or freezer. Drink very, very quickly. Use the strongest-flavored nonalchoholic beverage in your fridge as a chaser.

If anyone else has a favorite terrible cheap drink recipe, feel free to comment or email me or something, and I'll totally add it to the list!