So that's my roomate, clearly pictured for the very first time! Here's a few stills of him:
I've put papers by all the exits from under my bed (my bed is weird, it's too complicated to explain right now) so that I can hear him run out from under there. I'm trying to minimize the risk of me standing on the poor guy. Meanwhile, his current whereabouts are unknown, but he certainly isn't in the bathroom anymore- I did a clean sweep before I showered this morning. And let me tell you this: If there's a Psycho-style incident where he shows up while I'm in the shower, he's going to be out on his tail before you can say "evicted".
OHMYGODILOVELIZARDS.
ReplyDeleteIf I didn't know you hate them, I'd suggest letting some crickets loose in the apartment. I wonder what he *has* been eating?